October 2011
1 post
2 tags
Gift
Boyf: I got you a present!
Me: You're spoiling me!
Boyf: No, I'm loving you.
September 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
1 tag
1 tag
Bothersome
It really bothers me when I see photos of girls wearing underoo’s too small for them.
I’m not exactly sure how this came about. It’s just a peeve.
{ j o y }: I'm not okay →
almondjoyy:
This isn’t one of those breakups where one of us cheated, because we could never do that to each other.
This isn’t one of those breakups where we hate each other, because we still love each other.
This isn’t one of those break ups where we don’t talk to each other anymore, because we’re…
I’m so sorry.
I can’t even fathom how you’re feeling.
May 2011
6 posts
1 tag
theblondejournal:
Obama schooling Donald Trump big time.
I know it’s petty behaviour, but thank God someone in office has the balls to publicly shame another for their foolishness.
An anonymous text from the Tradition says that, in life, each person can take...
– Brida, Paulo Coelho (via generousearthgardens)
April 2011
19 posts
What the Fuck Is My Social Strategy? →
1 tag
Kindelling: Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter →
femmedelascaux:
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is…
Every time a stranger smiles at me, a tiny Louis...
Just breathe.
– one of the smallest yet favorite quote from Ever After
(via thealyssarae)
One of my inspirations I had when sketching my tattoo!
petervidani:
jacob:
I wonder how many hours of my life I’ve wasted trying to lock on to Photoshop text box resize handles.
The handles on the sides are basically fake.
As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a god. I don’t think there...
– Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist” (via loveyourchaos)
March 2011
9 posts
1 tag
New Car
I bought a Subaru Impreza!
Finally →
1 tag
Rick Rolled
One of the more amusing things about my work is that we have the power to change your cell number and forward your incoming calls…
Piss one of us off and anyone dialing you just might have their call forwarded to Rick Astley singing his heart out for you.
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When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your vodka.
– Chelsea Handler (via myconaut)
February 2011
7 posts
3 tags
January 2011
8 posts
campusfood.com is the devil.
goodwillcunting:
I’m now a ‘Nosher’.