- Boyf: I got you a present!
- Me: You're spoiling me!
- Boyf: No, I'm loving you.
dexnandflexn: To the untrained eye, this must look like a whole lot of “What the Fuck?’ However, yours truly here is the keeper of the fuck. And, I do believe this fuck started with a “Fuck You” in the previous intersection. Which brings us to this intersection where the two fucks fucked around on the median before fuck on the ground kicked off his flip flops (signaling “It’s On”) and punched the other fuck. After a series of punches, kicks, and lots of fucks, they made their way here, fucking around some more before they eventually fucked off.
I love SF.
If you tried that here, in the East Bay, you would most likely get shot or have incense thrown at you.
It really bothers me when I see photos of girls wearing underoo’s too small for them.
I’m not exactly sure how this came about. It’s just a peeve.
- This isn’t one of those breakups where one of us cheated, because we could never do that to each other.
- This isn’t one of those breakups where we hate each other, because we still love each other.
- This isn’t one of those break ups where we don’t talk to each other anymore, because we’re…
I’m so sorry.
I can’t even fathom how you’re feeling.
I keep staring at this, because it is an actual, unaltered, picture that so much looks like a painting:
This isn’t a painting. It’s not a Photoshop job or an artist’s rendering. It’s a photograph, taken by National Geographic’s Frans Lanting, that captures the camel thorn trees of Namib-Naukluft Park at the most perfect moment imaginable. Click the image to biggie size for the full effect. That orange backdrop? That’s a dune reflecting Namibia’s rising sun. And while the trees themselves look like etchings of a dream, they’re a very real part of one of the country’s largest national parks.
I wonder how she kept her head up with this thing on her forehead.
How did it attach?!
This just made me cry a little on the inside.
It really shows what kind of world we live in. Where greed has taken over, where we don’t appreciate others’ generosity, where we feel entitled to what people give us. It just makes me sad.
Relax. This is a cartoon.
And this makes me giggle :)) hehehehehehehe
Only on tumblr do they take 5 secs out of a 50 year old cartoon and try to make it a testament to society’s flaws
Obama schooling Donald Trump big time.
I know it’s petty behaviour, but thank God someone in office has the balls to publicly shame another for their foolishness.
—Brida, Paulo Coelho (via generousearthgardens)